Did i mention that my changmin is incredibly witty, funny and bluntly honest ?? Don't believe me ?? Check out below. This is how to be witty !! =)
   
* These are REAL replies from dbsk to fans on a site where you can send messages to your idols ** Oppa/hyung = older male/brother
Fan: oppa if you consider teaching me dancing i will reconsider to write one message for you. Changmin: then you shall not write one for me.
Fan: oppa, do you like someone who fart very loud? Do you like someone who has bad breath? Changmin: do you like polluting the air? Do you like nuclear weapon? *note: comparing the effects between them*
Fan: yoonho oppa! If you dun reply then you will have to marry me! Changmin: i just saved yoonho hyung's future.
Fan: shim changmin!!! Here i come shim changmin!!! Changmin: please dun come~~
Fan: should we date each other? Micky: why don't we just get married?
Fan: if you don't reply, i'm gonna go to the concert naked! jaejoong: we will be waiting ^^
Fan: changmin~when you scream,your adam's apple is so sexy! Changmin: you have a weird personality ^^;
Fan: do you like food or me? changmin: i like me ^^
Fan: jaejoong oppa! Is kim ji yong from big bang good looking, or yoochun oppa good looking? yoochun: me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: 3 months left.....until 2nd semester finals? If you saw this, send me a text as if we were couple!! I'm gonna get mad!! yoochun: i'm gonna kidnap you pretty girl!! It's late so go to sleep princess^^ let's meet each other in our dreams~
Fan: I'm sending this to the world's most splendid person. The world's most splendid person!! How about a reply with your splendid fingers!? junsu: you're talking to me right??
Fan: Reply!! changmin: how dare you use a commanding tone!! Keke
Fan: Oppa please reply to me, even a dot...i'm rotting in the library... changmin: it isn't rotting, it's developing...
Fan: Shim changmin you're really gonna be like that? I drank 2 bottles of soju. My heart is breaking really changmin: two bottles of soju means you're pretty good at drinking^^
Fans: i am kind, moreover beautiful. Changmin : who ??
Fans: i don’t care its just for one day, i want to be your kitty cat~ will you keep me? Changmin: i will give it to others...hahaha
On a more local topic, did i also mention how painfully honest my parents are to me? Another way to be witty. And another script:
Background = Previously, some family friends visited and commented on how cyn is getting "prettier" as she grows up. Setting = cyn at comp in her room and mum strolls in
mum = *smirk* Ohhhhhh, so how does it feel like to have someone call you pretty for once in your life? cyn = *crying in the heart* he .... he ... ok except they ended that comment with how ugly i was when i was smaller mum = *instantly reply* yeah!! you were really ugly when you were younger cyn = *on the verge of tears* T-T mum = *indifferent* that is probably why they said you were prettier, because you were so ugly when you were younger, implying that you are not actually pretty at all cyn = *crying in corner* MMUUUUUMMMM !!! mum = *smiles to herself and leaves room* cyn = *teenage angst stage* TT-TT
yep .. my self-esteem, which i spent my years building, was blown away by my OWN mom with a few lines
please go on with your awesome lives as i mop in my little worthless puddle |